tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902857965429630827.post3844985660320488420..comments2023-06-05T04:26:27.437-07:00Comments on Forty Shades Of Grey: Mail, you owe me a new bullshit-detector. Mine just exploded.Forty Shades Of Greyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07070982468518425595noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902857965429630827.post-3951055231354244042011-01-25T01:36:13.557-08:002011-01-25T01:36:13.557-08:00Strategy meeting; I'm surprised you don't ...Strategy meeting; I'm surprised you don't have a copy already.Please see below for details of Agenda.<br /><br />The Gay Agenda; <br /><br />1. How using a combination of long division and foul smelling compounds, our Lesbian Ninja Unit shall convince the nations most<br />attractive ladies to join with us. <br /><br />2. Achieving the target of 99% of all bars becoming a lesbian version of Coyote Ugly; only our girls will dance wearing naught but bikinis. Any examples of best practise regarding Coyote Ugly-ing would be appreciated. <br /><br />3. How best to ensure comfortable shoes are tax exempt to all the ladies in our team. <br /><br />4. Convincing Britain to go for the veggie option.<br /><br />5. Next weeks fell walking.<br /><br />6. Any other Business<br /><br />7. Close2PenniesWorthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00506387603693982880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902857965429630827.post-51222747832137075362011-01-24T12:08:14.335-08:002011-01-24T12:08:14.335-08:00Okay Fail, let's see:
Alan Turing - Mathematic...Okay Fail, let's see:<br />Alan Turing - Mathematician: Code Breaker and Computer Science Pioneer - oh, and Gay. Chemically castrated because he admitted to being homosexual and took his own life aged only 42 as a result of the effect the chemicals had on him. I wonder how much more computer science and mathematical theory might have advanced had he lived?<br />Leonardo da Vinci, - genius, mathematician, did a bit of painting and was, apparently, gay. He was accused of sodomy on 2 occassions and whilst charges were dropped, it seems these accusations affected him and made him paranoid. <br />Alexander the Great - conquered the world - gay. Interestingly he caused a scandal when he fell in love with a courtier, not because the courtier was male, but because he was Persian, so there must have been some Fail readers even then.<br />Sergei Eisenstein - Latvian - Director - gay<br />Hadrian - the Emperor<br />David Hockney - Bradfordian - gay<br />Richard the Lionheart<br />TE Lawrence<br />Eleanor Roosevelt<br />Carravaggio<br />Michelangelo<br />Erasmus<br />Keynes<br />Ludvig Wittgenstein<br />Aristotle<br />James Dean<br />A few Popes<br /><br />and just for the sake of balance:<br />Ronnie Kray and Dale Winton<br /><br />What would our world be like without them I wonder?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01908133126526685502noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902857965429630827.post-60347069950512216892011-01-24T04:50:01.431-08:002011-01-24T04:50:01.431-08:00Agreed. I'd much rather my little sister grew ...Agreed. I'd much rather my little sister grew up in a world with a 'gay agenda' than one with a 'bigoted-fuckwit agenda'. The whole thing is just sickening.Forty Shades Of Greyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07070982468518425595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902857965429630827.post-45366394263786093852011-01-24T04:42:06.985-08:002011-01-24T04:42:06.985-08:00This story was run in the Telegraph first (http://...This story was run in the Telegraph first (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/8275937/Gay-lessons-in-maths-geography-and-science.html), and the Fail version was essentially the same. This makes me think it was either plagiarised, or created from a press release.<br /><br />It's interesting to see how the headline has changed. Last night, it read, "Children as young as FOUR to be taught about homosexuality under plans to ‘celebrate gay community’". Changing it to, "Gay messages built into school maths lessons for children as young as FOUR" is disgusting sensationalism about what is, essentially, a perfectly sensible scheme.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902857965429630827.post-42030421786859249072011-01-24T00:26:02.660-08:002011-01-24T00:26:02.660-08:00I often wonder who these newspaper people are and ...I often wonder who these newspaper people are and why they push particular agendas which, quite frankly, are based on ignorance. Their agenda seems to be not to enlighten people with un-biased clearly reported news but to twist a few facts into a *story* and rely on people not checking up on them. What is it they wish to achieve by turning different sections of the British people against others. Sowing such discord is a pretty evil thing to do (and I use the word evil in a very pure and traditional sense of that word). Who are these people and who do they think that they are?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00642911721573458713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902857965429630827.post-28477124266402400772011-01-24T00:20:06.176-08:002011-01-24T00:20:06.176-08:00People forget, papers are there to sell papers and...People forget, papers are there to sell papers and not to inform. <br />With people being people, they will always gravitate to the biggest pile of made up bile they spot, hence completing the circle of non factual filth.Dexterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12228766880724988683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5902857965429630827.post-4141676489108553892011-01-23T23:51:41.274-08:002011-01-23T23:51:41.274-08:00I wish mainstream media would just go away and die...I wish mainstream media would just go away and die. I really do. There are enough real issues in the world for people to get up in arms about, so why do they feed them this bullshit?Carl Thompsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12234405899028346311noreply@blogger.com